Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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