I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
my liver is dry heaving
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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