Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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