ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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