Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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