Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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