Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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