then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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