please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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