I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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