I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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