STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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