He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
