She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I looked at my own cervix.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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