Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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