He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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