Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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