Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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