All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
ttyl tear gas
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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