HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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