Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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