Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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