it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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