guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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