Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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