the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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