The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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You pole danced in your parka.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want to make out with him forever
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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