i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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