I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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