is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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