I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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