that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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