I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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