Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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