That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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