When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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