Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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