remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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