Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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