I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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