real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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