Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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