Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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