PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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