I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You can't just leave with hair like that
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.