OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.