the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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