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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(949): View more from California

I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.

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(619): View more from California

Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"

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(716): View more from New York

she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.

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(315): View more from New York

He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.

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