i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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