Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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