Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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