wrigley field is MILF paradise
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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