and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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