Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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