I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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