My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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