i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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