Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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